Friday, June 13, 2008

Goodbye, Great Pumpkin

The news of the day is that Tim Russert is dead. There was nothing quite like watching this pumpkinman pour tough questions onto presidential candidates while squinting at them through his beady eyes in that great gourd of a head. Alas, the Devil will not be denied his due.

If there is any justice in this wide world, he will be interred in a pumpkin field. He would be at one with his pumpkinfolk, no longer misunderstood among us humans. Maybe then he would finally get answers to the questions that he asked all his life.

See you in hell, pumpkinhead!

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